Monday, July 25, 2005

I have received several complaints about the frequency of my blog posts. (Though the near complete lack of comments posted here would lead one to believe that no one ever read the thing anyway...) I admit to having been very slack about my blog; this was, in fact, started as a daily writing exercise. Anyhow, I will do my best to post more often and will be posting a number of "back issues" that I wrote, but never put here. So there, and leaving messages on my answering machine about it is far less effective than posting a comment on the subject, considering I NEVER check the machine!!!!!! (Why do you think it took me this long to just address the complaints??!?!?)

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Hurricane Preparedness

The ad for these boasted that you could now "wear a bikini in a hurricane with Low Beam nipple concealers!" Just what I needed to finish off my Hurricane Kit this year.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

5 Things My Parents Would Never Guess I Did Today...

1. Cut down a small forest of scrub oak with a machete. (Yes, I know how to use a machete...and I can spell it, too!)
2. Helped build the world's largest kayak storage shed. (Seriously, I've staked out the loft area as my future residence.)
3. Passed out from heat exhaustion. (For about 3 seconds.)
4. Captured a huge, but dead, puffer fish in a crab net. (He was the size of a Nerf football.)
5. Drove around with a kiddie pool full of ice in the back of a truck. (It was to keep the dog cool.)

Just think, tomorrow is yet another opportunity to shock and amaze the world again!