Sunday, July 03, 2005

5 Things My Parents Would Never Guess I Did Today...

1. Cut down a small forest of scrub oak with a machete. (Yes, I know how to use a machete...and I can spell it, too!)
2. Helped build the world's largest kayak storage shed. (Seriously, I've staked out the loft area as my future residence.)
3. Passed out from heat exhaustion. (For about 3 seconds.)
4. Captured a huge, but dead, puffer fish in a crab net. (He was the size of a Nerf football.)
5. Drove around with a kiddie pool full of ice in the back of a truck. (It was to keep the dog cool.)

Just think, tomorrow is yet another opportunity to shock and amaze the world again!


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